Robert Michael Schneider ( ; born October 31, 1963) is an American actor and comedian. He rose to prominence as a cast member on NBC's Saturday Night Live (1990–1994), where he earned three Primetime Emmy Award nominations.
Following his time on SNL, Schneider transitioned to film, starring in several popular comedies, including (1999) and its , The Animal (2001), The Hot Chick (2002), The Benchwarmers (2006), and Big Stan (2007). In addition to acting, he has worked as a writer, producer, and director.
Schneider has also made guest appearances on numerous television shows and has pursued stand-up comedy throughout his career. He is the father of singer Elle King.
Schneider starred in the 1999 feature film , a tale of a fish-tank cleaner who incurs a massive debt and is forced to become a "man-whore." This was followed by The Animal (2001), about a man given animal powers by a mad scientist; The Hot Chick (2002), wherein the body of a petty thief named Clive Maxtone (played by Schneider) is mystically switched with the body of a pretty, but mean-spirited high school cheerleader named Jessica Spencer (played by Rachel McAdams in her film debut); and the sequel (2005). The latter movie was not well received by critics or moviegoers, and as a result, Schneider won a 2005 Worst Actor Razzie Award for his role in the film.
In 2006, Schneider co-starred in the baseball-themed family comedy The Benchwarmers, along with his fellow SNL alumnus David Spade as well as Jon Heder. Other film roles include Schneider's appearance with Jim Henson's Muppets in the 1999 film Muppets from Space, and his role as a San Francisco hobo in the 2004 remake of Around the World in 80 Days.
Schneider's directorial debut, the comedy Big Stan, was released in some overseas markets during the fall of 2008, with a U.S. release in early 2009. In the film, he starred as a real estate con artist who is arrested for perpetrating real-estate scams. He is sentenced to prison, so he takes a crash-course in martial arts to survive incarceration.
Schneider has also appeared in numerous comedies starring his SNL comrade Adam Sandler, including The Waterboy (1998), Grown Ups (2010) and Hubie Halloween (2020). The comedic characters Schneider plays in these films include an overly enthusiastic Cajun man who proclaims the catch-phrase, "You can do it!"; an amiable Middle Eastern delivery boy; a prison inmate; and Sandler's one-eyed Hawaiian sidekick, Ula. Schneider has uttered the line "You can do it!" as a running gag in Sandler's films The Waterboy, Little Nicky, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard, and Bedtime Stories, as well as in a deleted scene from Click (a sample of Schneider saying the phrase also turns up in the song "Original Prankster" by The Offspring). Returning the favor, Sandler appeared in a cameo to spout the same line in Schneider's The Animal. Schneider narrated Sandler's 2002 animated movie Eight Crazy Nights, and voiced the part of a Chinese waiter. Schneider also had an uncredited cameo as a Canadian-Japanese wedding-chapel minister in the 2007 Sandler-Kevin James comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, and played a Palestinian cab driver who serves as the title character's nemesis in the 2008 Sandler film You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
Schneider played a variety of roles in the 2005 television special Back to Norm, starring another former SNL player Norm Macdonald, and appeared on episodes of the popular television shows Seinfeld and Ally McBeal. Schneider hosted the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '97 television special, and the 2005 Teen Choice Awards, and was a frequent guest on NBC's late-night variety program The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. In Schneider's appearance with Leno on the July 24, 2007, episode of The Tonight Show, he showed up in drag as actress Lindsay Lohan after the latter cancelled following a controversial arrest for driving under the influence.
Besides his efforts in movies and television, Schneider released his first comedy album Registered Offender in July 2010. Registered Offender is composed of audio sketches and songs, with Schneider himself doing all of the character voices on the recording. He also revived his stand-up comedy career in 2010 with an international tour of theaters, clubs, and casinos.
Schneider appeared in the music video for country singer Neal McCoy's "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On", as the song's title character. McCoy and Schneider met while the two went on a USO tour in support of U.S. troops two months after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.
Schneider starred as the title character in the CBS sitcom Rob, which was loosely based on his real life. The series ran for eight episodes starting on January 12, 2012 and was canceled in May. In 2015, he produced, directed and starred in Real Rob, a sitcom that follows his life and includes his real-life wife Patricia and daughter Miranda. Netflix released a season of 8 episodes, and a second season in 2017.
Schneider is the official celebrity spokesperson for the Taiwan Tourism Bureau and the Ten Ren Tea company in Taipei.
Schneider was spokesperson for State Farm Insurance, but was dropped in 2014 due to his anti-vaccination views.
In May 2016, Schneider was featured as a special guest on the Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, alongside his wife Patricia, commentating over Midway Games's Mortal Kombat Trilogy. They reappeared on the show in November 2017, then commentating over Konami's Contra.
In 2021, Schneider competed on season six of The Masked Singer as the wild card contestant "Hamster". A running gag is that "Hamster" would pantomime urinating on Nick Cannon and get affectionate with him. When unmasked on the fifth week, Schneider dedicated his performance of Luis Miguel's Sabor a Mí to Patricia and his daughters Miranda, Madeline, and Elle King. In addition, Schneider did a variation of his Townie character's "You can do it" line by quoting Hamster's final words "You can do it Masked Singer, all night long!"
In 2022, he starred, produced, and directed in Daddy Daughter Trip, which served as his third film as a director and also starred his wife Patricia and daughter Miranda. The film was to be exclusively shown in Harkins Theatres.
In December 2023, Schneider was hired to perform a standup show at an event organized by the Senate Working Group. The performance was scheduled to last 30 minutes, but the show was cancelled after 10 minutes due to offensive content. Attendees were sent letters of apology after the performance.
In 1996, Schneider established the Rob Schneider Music Foundation. The foundation returned music education to Pacifica's elementary schools by paying the teachers' salaries and providing funds for instruments and other equipment. Prior to Schneider's efforts, the school system had been without music education programs for years.
Schneider once co-owned the DNA Lounge, a San Francisco nightclub.
On April 23, 2011, Schneider married television producer Patricia Azarcoya Arce in Beverly Hills, California. They have two daughters, born in 2012 and 2016. The family supports Mexican soccer club Tigres UANL, which is based in Patricia's hometown of Monterrey, Mexico. The family reside in Arizona.
In 2023, Schneider converted to Catholicism.
In an interview on Larry King Now in 2017, Schneider said he was an independent but leaned more conservative.
In July 2023, Schneider endorsed independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in the 2024 U.S. presidential election. In August 2024, following the suspension of Kennedy's campaign, Schneider endorsed Republican candidate Donald Trump. Schneider was a headliner at the 2024 Moms for Liberty convention.
In 2015, Schneider actively opposed the passage of two California laws, California Assembly Bill 2109 and California Senate Bill 277, which both made childhood vaccination exemptions harder to obtain. On September 28, 2012, Schneider and California State Assemblyman Tim Donnelly spoke at the "Medical Freedom Rally", where they urged California Governor Jerry Brown to veto Assembly Bill 2109, which would have made it more difficult for parents to use philosophical reasons for exemptions from mandatory childhood vaccinations. While the bill was not vetoed, Governor Brown added a signing message instructing the Department of Health to add a religious exemption and to make sure the process was not overly burdensome to parents.
While fighting California Senate Bill 277, which removed exemptions to mandatory vaccinations due to personal beliefs, Schneider left a phone message to California state Assemblywoman and bill co-author Lorena Gonzalez saying that he would spend money against her in her next re-election. Gonzalez, in an interview with The Washington Times, said that she found the message to be disturbing, but upon calling back, she said, "he was actually much nicer to me, but let's be honest... that is 20 mins of my life I'll never get back arguing that vaccines don't cause autism with Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo."
In August 2024, Schneider was a speaker at the 2024 national summit for the anti-transgender group Moms for Liberty.
In September 2024, Schneider's daughter, Elle King distanced herself from Schneider and criticized his comments.
1990 | Martians Go Home | Voyeur Martian | |
1991 | Necessary Roughness | Chuck Neiderman | |
1992 | Cedric the Bellman | ||
1993 | Surf Ninjas | Iggy | |
Demolition Man | Erwin | Uncredited | |
Woodrow Tyler | |||
1995 | Judge Dredd | Fergee | |
1996 | Down Periscope | Lt. Martin Pascal | |
Volpe | |||
1998 | Knock Off | Tommy Hendricks | |
Susan's Plan | Steve | ||
Townie | |||
1999 | Deuce Bigalow | Also writer | |
Big Daddy | Nazo | ||
Muppets from Space | TV Producer | ||
2000 | Little Nicky | The Townie | |
2001 | Marvin Mange | Also writer | |
2002 | Mr. Deeds | Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man | Uncredited |
Eight Crazy Nights | Chinese Waiter, Narrator | Voice | |
Clive Maxtone/Jessica Spencer | Also writer | ||
2003 | The Electric Piper | Rinky Dinky Dink | Voice |
2004 | 50 First Dates | Ula | |
Around the World in 80 Days | Hobo | ||
2005 | Punky | ||
Deuce Bigalow | Also writer | ||
2006 | Grandma's Boy | Yuri | |
Gus Matthews | |||
Click | Prince Habeeboo | Uncredited | |
Shark Bait | Nerissa, Bart, Conch Shell, Eddie, Indian Crab, Lobster, Lou, Madge the Starfish, Pelican | Voice; English dub | |
Little Man | Dinosaur Rex | Uncredited | |
2007 | I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry | Asian Minister | |
Big Stan | Stan Minton | Also director and producer | |
2008 | American Crude | Bill | |
You Don't Mess with the Zohan | Salim | ||
Bedtime Stories | Indian Horse Seller / Scammer | Uncredited | |
2009 | Wild Cherry | Father of High School Girl | |
American Virgin | Ed Curtzman | ||
2010 | Grown Ups | Rob Hilliard | |
The Chosen One | Paul Zadzik | Also director, writer, and producer | |
2011 | You May Not Kiss the Bride | Ernesto | |
Lou Strickland | Voice; English dub | ||
2012 | Noah's Ark: The New Beginning | Zed | Voice |
Koala Kid | Johnny the Koala, Narrator, Mac the Kangaroo, Boy #1 | Voice; English dub | |
Wings | Dodo | ||
Nerissa, Bart, Bud, Doom, Eddie, Lobster, Madge, Max the Crab, Pelican, Sponge | |||
Dino Time | Dodger | ||
2013 | InAPPropriate Comedy | Psychologist / J. D. | |
Pororo, The Racing Adventure | Toto | Voice; English dub | |
2014 | Jungle Shuffle | Chuy, Dr. Loco, Great Monkey, Tuana | Voice |
Shelby | Shelby | Voice | |
Wings: Sky Force Heroes | Fred | Voice; English dub | |
2015 | The Ridiculous 6 | Ramon | |
The Frog Kingdom | One Eye | Voice; English dub | |
OMG, I'm a Robot! | Robo Joseph | Voice | |
Pups United | Benny | Voice | |
2016 | Norm of the North | Norm | Voice |
The Adventures of Panda Warrior | Patrick, Jimmy Ginseng | Voice; English dub | |
2017 | Sandy Wexler | Firuz | |
Ozzy | Vito | Voice; English dub | |
2020 | The Wrong Missy | Komante | |
Hubie Halloween | Richie Hartman | ||
2021 | Pups Alone | Jose | Voice |
2022 | Home Team | Jamie | |
Daddy Daughter Trip | Larry Buble | Also director and producer | |
2023 | Leo | The Principal | Voice |
2025 | Happy Gilmore 2 | Tricycle Cowboy |
1989 | 227 | Jeremy | Episode: "House Number" |
1990 | Coach | Leonard Kraleman | Episodes: "Professor Doolittle" and "Leonard Kraleman; All-American" |
1990–1994 | Saturday Night Live | Various roles | Main role; seasons 16–19 |
1996 | Seinfeld | Bob Grossberg | Episode: "The Friars Club" |
1996–1997 | Men Behaving Badly | Jamie Coleman | Lead role |
1998 | Ally McBeal | Ross Fitzsimmons | Episode: "Happy Trails" |
2005 | The Andy Milonakis Show | Himself | Season 1, Episodes 8 |
2012 | Rob | Rob | Lead role |
2013 | Inside Amy Schumer | Rich | Episode: "Meth Lab" |
2014 | Hot in Cleveland | Chill | Episode: "Murder House" |
2015–2017 | Real Rob | Rob | Lead role; also creator and executive producer |
2021 | The Masked Singer | Himself/Hamster | Season 6 contestant; eliminated in episode 6 |
2023 | Chip Chilla | Chum Chum Chilla | Lead voice role |
1997 | A Fork in the Tale | Delivery guy | |
2018 | Madden NFL 19 | Donnie Marks | Story mode, "Longshot Homecoming" |
1990 | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program | Saturday Night Live: "Alec Baldwin" | |
1991 | Saturday Night Live: "Roseanne Barr" | |||
1992 | Saturday Night Live | |||
2000 | Blockbuster Entertainment Awards | Favorite Actor – Comedy | ||
Golden Raspberry Awards | Worst Supporting Actor | Big Daddy | ||
2001 | Teen Choice Awards | Choice Movie Wipeout | The Animal | |
Choice Comedian | Rob Schneider | |||
2002 | Stinkers Bad Movie Awards | Worst Fake Accent – Male | Eight Crazy Nights | |
2005 | Worst Actor | |||
2006 | MTV Movie & TV Awards | Sexiest Performance | ||
Golden Raspberry Awards | Worst Actor | |||
Worst Screen Couple | ||||
Worst Screenplay | ||||
Teen Choice Awards | Choice Movie Chemistry | The Benchwarmers | ||
2007 | Golden Raspberry Awards | Worst Actor | The Benchwarmers and Little Man | |
2008 | Worst Supporting Actor | I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry | ||
2010 | Worst Actor of the Decade | Rob Schneider | ||
2011 | Worst Supporting Actor | Grown Ups |
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